this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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