at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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