Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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