You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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