your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
