I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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