Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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