Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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