I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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