my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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