I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
why do cheetos always look like penises
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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