Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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