we were pretty classy up until the second keg
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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