Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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