JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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