This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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