they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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