But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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