Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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