I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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