just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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