Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
