fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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