i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
