She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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