Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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