what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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