I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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