how can u be prego again
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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