If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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