no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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