I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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