arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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