we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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