Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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