Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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