it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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