Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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