dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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