Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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