I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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