That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
