I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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