Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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