we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
The beers last night were like the tears from god
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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