Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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