A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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