Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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