Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
They took my balls.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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