what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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